Luggage Guardians Pillows

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

The fate of the emigrant

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"He likes it."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Travelling

Airport

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

The proper way to wear your mask

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Just barking will do."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

We'll pass on the entrees...

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'