Luddite Laugh Seeker Pillows

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Hey! Get back here!"

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Football heads...

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Ask Sadie

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.