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'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

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'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"We're making progress."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Am I worried about going belly-up? Well, I can't get my fingers uncrossed and I sleep face down."

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

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"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Peters, make a joyful noise."

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'