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"The trick is to never eat the Ant-Queen: That way, the ant-supply never stops..."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

What's your exit strategy?

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

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"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

Bear bends hunter's guns.

Goldie playing chess. Check.

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians