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"The trick is to never eat the Ant-Queen: That way, the ant-supply never stops..."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Eye Off the Ball

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Success

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What's your exit strategy?

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

So what happens when you told Armstrong you wouldn't recite that Sinclair Broadcasting script? Oh, nothing. Sinclair sued me for everything I own, that's all. But the joke's on them: I've set up different LLC's for every aspect of my life. So all they could get were the assets of the LLC that they paid. This opens up a whole world of possibilities. I knew forming Rudy-has-next-to-nada LLC was a good idea. I am going to miss my ten cents and my broken wiffle ball, though.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Cat Trap,

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

Bear bends hunter's guns.