Lucky Gardener Mugs

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Show and Tell.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Growing Love

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Hydroponic Gardening

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

Pyramid Garden

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Snow White.

'Say when.'

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

Planting Joy

"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

Sowing love

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"