Accidental Gardener Mugs

What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Where are you going?'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Impractical Gardener.

'Anything else need tying up?'

Football fan

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Clown watering his flowers.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'