Accidental Gardener Prints

What's Going On Here? We are repotting the Geraniums of Mrs Beverly Seidel which we backed into with our maintenance trucks despite her repeated warnings....

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Where are you going?'

Planting Bird Seed.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Anything else need tying up?'

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

Football fan

Impractical Gardener.

Clown watering his flowers.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.