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A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Show and Tell.

Growing Love

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Hydroponic Gardening

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

Pyramid Garden

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Snow White.

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

'Say when.'

'Try not to sit still for too long dear, the convulvulus is really rather virulent.'

Planting Joy

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

Sowing love

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."