Loyal Sidekick Lover Gifts

'Look pal, we're friends and all, but you need to get out more, meet some people...'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Best friends without borders.

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Sidekick speed matching service.

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

'Remember, what happens in the basement stays in the basement!'

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.