Loyal Fan Party Pillows

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

TV jester.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'The King of what?'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"One blackbird pizza?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

Cleopatra

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"