Low-impact Sports Pillows

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Golfing Boss

Church for sports worshipers.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

The MBA Draft

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Rage.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'