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'New for slimmers, Hundred Island dressing'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

What the Doctor Ordered

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Bermuda Triangles

"Rump roast?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.