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"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Rump roast?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'