Loves French Culture Gifts

'By the time he opens the Beaujolais, it's going to be an Old-o instead of a Nourveau.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Victor Hugo

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

French Early Bird

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Eugene Delacroix

François Guizot

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Jean Cocteau

French Animal Noises.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"The worst is behind us!"

Culinary Culture.

Notre Dame Phoenix

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Department de Philosophie

Emile Durkheim

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Postes Modernes

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Paul Verlaine