Loves Comedy Gifts

"..blowing your nose on the pitch is still okay."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

Tongue in the ear...

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Movies through the decades.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Man and woman

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"Let's touch base again at three."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab