Loves Comedy Mugs

"..blowing your nose on the pitch is still okay."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

'There's more to life than just necking all the time, Frankie!'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Tongue in the ear...

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Man and woman

Movies through the decades.

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

Extreme Intimacy.

"Let's touch base again at three."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"Go on in—he's expecting you."