Loves Baseball Drama Gifts

'OK, OK, you win! ... here's 50 grand now, and you'll get another 50 when you get us out of this inning.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

The Other Cooperstown

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

Theatre football.

Acting in Progress

"My boyfriend and I had a falling out!"

"Who? Me?"

Field of Dreams. Catcher in the Rye.

'Why do I always play the same role when we play 'good cup, bad cup'?'

Athletic Cup Proving Ground

'Go, Meacham!'

"I take it that's your last word on our new contract offer?"

"Mom can't talk now. She's watching her soap."

'This is my window on the world - I'll start your dinner when the adverts come on!'

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

"See! It wasn't because I'm poor, it's because I'm a horrible person!"

For those who marveled at the story of Shoeless Joe comes an even more remarkable tale of hope and glory... that of Legless Bob.

"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"

'The fans are heading for the exits! Quick, Hughes! Get out there and start a brawl!'

'Bigamists dramatic society present: 7 brides for 2 Brothers'

'Stop groaning so loudly, I can hardly hear his name.'

"I hate camping, but I love shopping at L.L. Bean."

Hey pitcher, the only thing uglier than your face is your fastball! Your arm's limper than overcooked linguini! My dead great grandmother could hit that curveball! I love sports.

"It's not like that dear. We're just good friends."