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Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Diet Sugar House.

'What are you implying?'

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Corona virus Christmas tree

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

'The bad news is it's not a concert like we thought. The good news is it's much more important.'

"Velcro!"

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Sheep Pranks.

"We met online after stealing each other's identities."

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

Finishing Line

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

Island

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

'Caller Will be required to show ID.' Man holds up ID stating 'Your husband'.

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

The bittersweet joy of running the fastest 100 meters in human history then realizing you've run it the wrong way.

Adult Books.

'The biggest surprise, after we split up, is he got my friends and I got his.'