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'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

Diet Sugar House.

'What are you implying?'

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

False starts.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

Corona virus Christmas tree

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

Sheep Pranks.

"Velcro!"

'The bad news is it's not a concert like we thought. The good news is it's much more important.'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Take a ride with the reaper.

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

Finishing Line

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

"Now didn't I say to you, 'no matter what, don't fire that gun'?!"

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

Island

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

"Press any key to continue."

The bittersweet joy of running the fastest 100 meters in human history then realizing you've run it the wrong way.

Adult Books.

'The biggest surprise, after we split up, is he got my friends and I got his.'