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Quicksand.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

Johann Strauss II

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

Johann Strauss

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

A Trying Moment.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'Your feet are killing me!'

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Dancing.

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'And that's Doctor Jones, he used to be a Mechanic...!'