Loves A Good Waltz Prints

Quicksand.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

Johann Strauss II

Louis Antoine Jullien

Johann Strauss

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

A Trying Moment.

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'Your feet are killing me!'

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Dancing.

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'And that's Doctor Jones, he used to be a Mechanic...!'

"Sorry ma'm, we'd love to two your vehicle, but I need all my farm hands to help fill out the subsidy forms!"