Waltz Wizard Prints

Johann Strauss II

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Emma Watson

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

Johann Strauss

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

A Trying Moment.

Quicksand.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'Your feet are killing me!'

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Dancing.

Clarinet

"It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something."

'Now, members of the audience, this is 'The minute waltz' in 25 seconds!'

'I thought up an incredible sting of rapid-fire witticisms. Too bad they came two hours after my speech.'

'School of Dancing...also specialists in embarrassing parents' wedding dances.'