Waltz T-Shirts

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Louis Antoine Jullien

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Team Flute

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Cool 3-D screen.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I can talk for hours without saying anything substantial in a completely incomprehensible way. That's why I'm called an expert."

Johann Strauss II

Johann Strauss

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

Musical Snowman

Flautist

A Trying Moment.

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

Quicksand.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Shakuhachi!

"The guy has three sesame seeds and six poppyseeds and he thinks he can call himself an everything bagel."

'Your feet are killing me!'

'You know, that's a TYPO.'

Dancing.

"But make of it what you will, for I am but a beast cloaked in man flesh."

"It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something."

Flautist

"Grow old gracefully but don't be a jerk about it."

"But on the other hand..."