Waltz Lover T-Shirts

'What's the meaning of waltzing in here unannounced?'

A Trying Moment.

Mardi Gras

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Trump! The Musical

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Economy - USA.

Piano Keyboard

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Dance.

Zumba

Aggression/Security

B.B. King

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Volcaniax

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Double Saxophone

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"No, son. Let him finish."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.