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The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

A small man under a giant microscope.

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

"We have a termite problem."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Rabbit being eaten.

Noah's arc - dove brings newspaper.

"Thank God we're insured"

Standing on sheets of paper.

Quasimodo Zit.

'...Dewey, you go long. I'll take th snap and... Ohhhh, man! Who just sprayed?'

"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted."

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

Sleeping Fish.

'That was. . . well, incestuous. You were cloned from my rib.'

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."