Lovers Of Quirky Comics Mugs

'The bad news is you've got something no one's ever heard of...the good news is we're naming it after you!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

A small man under a giant microscope.

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

"We have a termite problem."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

Rabbit being eaten.

Noah's arc - dove brings newspaper.

"Thank God we're insured"

Standing on sheets of paper.

Quasimodo Zit.

"Now that the kids are in jail, maybe we can take the vacation we always wanted."

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen

"Mister, can you show me how to shoot my quills?"

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

'...Dewey, you go long. I'll take th snap and... Ohhhh, man! Who just sprayed?'

"The doctor is a little squeamish, so don't mention anything gross."

"I mean, have you tried not being an Elephant?"

Sleeping Fish.

'That was. . . well, incestuous. You were cloned from my rib.'

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

"Well there's certainly nothing wrong with your reflexes..."