Lovers Of Light And Color T-Shirts

Rainbow of light from an anglepoise desk lamp

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Art Gallery.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."