Lover's Triangle Participant T-Shirts

Two men with tattoos of Amy

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

Triangle

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Underweird bras."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Words of Love

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Say it with flowers: It!

Urns in love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."