Lover's Triangle Participant Pillows

Two men with tattoos of Amy

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

Triangle

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Urns in love

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Underweird bras."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Words of Love

Say it with flowers: It!

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."