Fans Of Love Triangles Pillows

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Triangle

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'Love changes everything.'

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

Fairy Tales Can Come True

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man, but you will dump him for a short, chubby, goofy looking doctor.'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

"Men are animals! Yes, but some make lovely pets."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Talk about being madly in love. I went with him for six months before I realized he was a space alien.'

"No! I want to stay up here with you!"

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'

TV soap star kissing a female spectator behind her husbands' back.

Romeo and Juliet