Lover Of Weird Science Pillows

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

The Style of Elements

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Frankenstein egg.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Biocafeteraologist

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"On the bright side, we know the gravitational force was much greater than the buoyant force!"

"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

Spooky Chemistry.

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

Crazy Scientist

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

Nutty Scientist

Before the linear accelerator.

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Isn't that cheating?"

When economists rules the Earth

"The 3D printed duck has imprinted ducklings!"

Product labeling: 'Genetically engineered'.

Archaeologist makes an Unusual Discovery

"Why are you trying to cross a hen with a banjo?"