Lover Of Weird Science Gifts

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

The Style of Elements

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Frankenstein egg.

Probe? Don't be silly. Now, take a drink of this solution every 15 minutes until it's gone, and no food for 24 hours.

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

Biocafeteraologist

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"I'm trying to cross a hen with a dog. . .For pooched eggs."

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

"On the bright side, we know the gravitational force was much greater than the buoyant force!"

Spooky Chemistry.

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

Crazy Scientist

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"Your immortality tonic may not be worth it, Sol."

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

Nutty Scientist

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

Before the linear accelerator.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'Neat! Which ones are the bad guys?'

When economists rules the Earth

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

Archaeologist makes an Unusual Discovery

"I was thinking we could have a lab Halloween party and dress up in scary costumes. Who's in?"

"Isn't that cheating?"