Lover Of Unique Couples Gifts

"We know what you're thinking."

"I gotta be me!"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Incompatible.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Disco Dancing

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Flower tribute

'It's my feature wall.'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us, he's AROUND the hill.'

Wedding nose ring

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

The individual fruit pie

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

'I now pronounce you man and wife. You may torture the bride.'

"Now make her fall in love with the roommate who's going to quit his job to become a DJ."

'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'

Conjoined twins at the supermarket