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Fair play?

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Thank you, Sir."

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Determined little guy.'

'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

"You can't bully me."