Lover Of Underdog Stories Gifts

Fair play?

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Thank you, Sir."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"It says here researchers have found we're not as smart as some people believe."

'Determined little guy.'

Ballad of a Replacement Player

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."

'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."