Underdog Stories Gifts

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

The underdog succumbs to the pack

The trauma of losing.

"Eat my dust!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Haven't they found you a chair, yet Cludmore?'

David and Goliath.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"I can't promote you to that position ... you'd be perfect for the job."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Published but unread poet.

Stop the big guy!

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'Determined little guy.'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'