Lover Of Traditional Methods Pillows

We don't let computers mess up your records. We do it by hand.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

Shavuot - Like!

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Time for Tea

Queen reigning.

'Stop Hamish! You're playing ma haggis!'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

First Marriage.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

Happy Hogmanay!

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'