Lover Of The Beautiful Game Pillows

Big Football

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Et in Arcadia Ego

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Janet Leigh caricature

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

Helen of Troy

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

Soccer and pandemic

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

"Spin the Noodle"

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

Rape of the Lock- The Billet-Doux

Hop-scotching monk.

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

Bank Manager Decides to Give Loan

"I just wish he wouldn't call me Spotty!"

With a name like Carmen Monoxide, her dream of working for the EPA would have to remain just that.

A man sees his upside down reflection in the mirror. After turning the mirror over, the man himself turns upside down.

"It's good spending time together."

'And you have utterly destroyed my love of flowers.'