Lover Of Beauty Pillows

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Helen of Troy

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Big Football

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Mildred....is that you?'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Butterfly Woman

"So what's your success rate?"

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

The entire family

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

Just stop (macassar) oil

'It's my only indulgence.'

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

I think I shall never see....a poem as lovely as a tr......