Lover Of The Beautiful Game Mugs

Big Football

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Et in Arcadia Ego

Prize vegetables with rude names.

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Janet Leigh caricature

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

Mohamed Salah

Helen of Troy

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

Soccer and pandemic

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

"Spin the Noodle"

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Actually, I’m Peg. She’s Jackie."

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

Rape of the Lock- The Billet-Doux

Hop-scotching monk.

"- And my name is Teresa...Mother Teresa!"

"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

Bank Manager Decides to Give Loan

With a name like Carmen Monoxide, her dream of working for the EPA would have to remain just that.

"I just wish he wouldn't call me Spotty!"

A man sees his upside down reflection in the mirror. After turning the mirror over, the man himself turns upside down.

'Mom' Goes the Weasel

'And you have utterly destroyed my love of flowers.'