Devout Fan Of The Beautiful Game Mugs

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Antler Buzzers.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Your shout!"

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Big Football

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Miguel Ferrer

Mole News: Obituaries

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"Is the pain and animal vegetable or mineral?"

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

"iPhone4, how I've missed you! Do you still have my Angry Birds game?"

Nobody has a monopoly on questionable judgment.

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

I always lose at hide and seek: The smell gives me away...

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

Computer Gamers.

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

Captive Audience.

Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'

Trojan Horse Threat.

Mohamed Salah

Acme crossword publishers building.

'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."