Devout Fan Of The Beautiful Game T-Shirts

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Antler Buzzers.

"Your shout!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

Big Football

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Mole News: Obituaries

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"Is the pain and animal vegetable or mineral?"

I always lose at hide and seek: The smell gives me away...

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

Computer Gamers.

Acme crossword publishers building.

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

Trojan Horse Threat.

'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'