Lover Of Poignant Art Pillows

Gone, but never forgotten.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

The Fall of Gnome

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Travel Scenes

Courtney Love

"So, Martin, how long has it been since you last felt the urge to 'upskirt'?"

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"Bloody Graffiti."

'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

John Constable

'It's not you, they're shutting down the whole frontal lobe. Thinking is no longer a priority.'

Facebookdead

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

Man falling down neverending staircase.

'You want Goya - around the corner.'

Phyllis lacks perspective.

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

Romantic Painter

'I'll bet he's trying to remember his social security number.'

"Made ya look!"

Please Help. I'm Bob Nelson, and I approve this message.

'Wow! Look, Dad! That's the syringe he used the year he shattered the record.'

Rehab is for quitters.

Workmen cover up a modern art sculpture with a giant fig leaf.

'We're sorry about your loss Mrs Dingleheim. But what about his Picassos?'

Trilby - 'Repentance'

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