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Mediation Process

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Trouble everywhere...

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Neutral Man.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Putin Shoots Down Peace

Political Issues

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

Ukraine Crisis

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"He's over possessive."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

Fishing for Peace.

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."