Lover Of Peaceful Resolutions Mugs

Mediation Process

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Trouble everywhere...

Arms race - USA and Russia.

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Neutral Man.

"No, sweetheart, we're not fighting. Daddy is just haranguing me and Mommy is defending herself."

Political Issues

Putin Shoots Down Peace

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Ukraine Crisis

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"He's over possessive."

Fishing for Peace.

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

'We'll save a fortune in employment tribunals.'