Lover Of Mob Movies Gifts

'For the last time, it's called a 'win-win' contract. Nobody gets whacked.'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Paper or plastic?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

The Mafia Goes Green.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

Organised Crime A.G.M.

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."