Lover Of Idioms Prints

Dare to Dream....

When pigs fly.

'Remember, son...forewarned is four-armed.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

Sauce for the Goose

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."