Idiomatic Enthusiast Prints

"You're the perfect storm. . . in a teacup."

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Sauce for the Goose

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Nuts to you, too."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

Museum of Natural Cliches

"Remember saying you'll give us a raise when 'pigs fly?' Well, it's time to pay up."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

Devil in the detail