Learning Idioms Prints

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

Sauce for the Goose

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''