Lover Of Idioms Pillows

Dare to Dream....

When pigs fly.

'Remember, son...forewarned is four-armed.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

Sauce for the Goose

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Nuts to you, too."

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Another day in the Splenda mines

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Management Reshuffle

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''